I don’t like being told what to do! A few days ago, I bought a car. My old one had decomposed and though I loved it dearly, what can you do with a bucket of rust and paint chips? I found a car that was only three years old and…

People ask me why I spend so much time Standing on my head. I tell them it’s because everything Looks more normal that way, You know, like before but there is a problem. People’s feet don’t set down confidently. Some legs wobble like cooked spaghetti slightly al dente. On the…

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Today I’m posting Episode 7 of Rants in the Pants. It will coincide with the launch of my new website at https://irawhite.com/rants-in-the-pants-3/. This episode is short, sweet, and will put a smile on your face while twisting your underwear tighter than an oligarch’s grip on a dollar bill. While you…

It has come to my attention that cows fart and produce methane that will warm the earth and this is why we need to stop eating meat and dairy. It occurs to me that we now have to get rid of cows but we can’t stop there. Other animals fart…

Hey everybody It’s the New Normal! Where censorship protects us From violent, hurtful words And misinformation. How Wonderful! Where our leaders run like clowns in a ring While shadowy hands pull their strings No worries! It’s all under control. It’s the New Normal. Bug burgers dressed with maggot mayonnaise Are on the menu in this great Age. MMMM! Kids can have strokes and heart attacks Just like athletes and older folks-

She took a knife from the kitchen drawer- The pruning shears were hiding. Holding it point down, Like her father had taught her, She walked slowly through the back door Pausing a moment to inhale the fresh, cold air. The tree covered mountains were beautiful this morning. There was still…

Buzz Wordy guides you through the maze of censorship. https://youtu.be/jpNCswFFZAY