New Normal
Hey everybody
It’s the New Normal!
Where censorship protects us
From violent, hurtful words
And misinformation. How Wonderful!
Where our leaders run like clowns in a ring
While shadowy hands pull their strings
No worries! It’s all under control.
It’s the New Normal.
Bug burgers dressed with maggot mayonnaise
Are on the menu in this great Age. MMMM!
Kids can have strokes and heart attacks
Just like athletes and older folks-
It’s all the rage.
Welcome to the New Normal
Where boys cam be girls and girls can be boys.
What a wonderful New Normal!
You will be happy and own nothing
But don’t ask who collects the rent-
Because you don’t want to know
Where you’ll be sent.
Welcome to the New Normal!