Today I’m posting Episode 7 of Rants in the Pants. It will coincide with the launch of my new website at https://irawhite.com/rants-in-the-pants-3/. This episode is short, sweet, and will put a smile on your face while twisting your underwear tighter than an oligarch’s grip on a dollar bill. While you…

It has come to my attention that cows fart and produce methane that will warm the earth and this is why we need to stop eating meat and dairy. It occurs to me that we now have to get rid of cows but we can’t stop there. Other animals fart…

Hey everybody It’s the New Normal! Where censorship protects us From violent, hurtful words And misinformation. How Wonderful! Where our leaders run like clowns in a ring While shadowy hands pull their strings No worries! It’s all under control. It’s the New Normal. Bug burgers dressed with maggot mayonnaise Are on the menu in this great Age. MMMM! Kids can have strokes and heart attacks Just like athletes and older folks-

She took a knife from the kitchen drawer- The pruning shears were hiding. Holding it point down, Like her father had taught her, She walked slowly through the back door Pausing a moment to inhale the fresh, cold air. The tree covered mountains were beautiful this morning. There was still…

Buzz Wordy guides you through the maze of censorship. https://youtu.be/jpNCswFFZAY

A group of regular citizens finally clipped the billionaires $700 billion! Yay! The little guy won one! Wait! What’s this? The people who bought and are holding all the shares are prohibited by their brokers from doing anything but sell them. The hedge funds that bet on the business to…

Psy Ops on You If you speak the truth, there is no need to censor opposing ideas. Information is dangerous and so are you if you believe the wrong information. We are in the middle of an extended psy ops. Sars 1 & 2, Ebola, 9–11, war on terror, COVID…

It feels so strange, sitting here with the world on fire and everything seeming mostly so normal, except for the masks and businesses closed. I drive around the countryside with my dogs and it all seems so normal. Except for the masks. And the closed businesses. It’s a lot like…